I'm feeling like a hack today!

Huzzah!

And the cat is scolding me for doing laundry. Don't ask.

Rules of writing with cats: when the 13-pound Maine Coon wants to sit in your lap, the 13-POUND MAINE COON IS GOING TO SIT IN YOUR LAP.

Of course, the 8-pound tom will immediately scare her out, but she had her fifteen seconds.

Ugh. I think she crushed my left arm. :P